- @dannorris I'm confuddled Pontiac has been dead for a while now in reply to dannorris #
- Amazing what a database index can do, mysql query dropped from 61.77 seconds to 0.38 seconds #
- @jkuramot ahem revenue streams you're not going to want to pay to sync, but you'll pay for the same service in both spots, old models suck in reply to jkuramot #
- Really Discovery has a new show called "Brewmasters?" I'm all over it #
- I don't know what these are but I want some http://is.gd/gI8rT #fb #
- Dear recruiters, if your linkedin photo looks like it should be on facebook I'm not going to respond. #
- @ddelmoli Theres always been a huge market for stupid in reply to ddelmoli #
- Skype Beta for OSX is out today with group chat, not looking forward to 5 way family phone calls, it'll be like thanksgiving dinner #
- @squarism been monkeying with Etherpad lately https://github.com/ether/pad in reply to squarism #
- Ernie and Sparky in the same year. Sad year for Tigers fans. #fb #
- @dannorris Have fun dodging the icebergs in reply to dannorris #
- I have too much $$ left in my flex spending account. Any ideas on what to get? #
- Happy for Rich-Rods win, probably means that they'll have the same shitty coach when they play the Spartans next year #fb #
- @hammen both the wife and I ordered them today, plus I got "computer glasses" since I still have 20/15 vision in reply to hammen #
- @ppedrazzi Was thinking more along the lines of bionic arm but they claim its not covered in reply to ppedrazzi #
Personal
- FYI turn signals save lives, but testing and driving is cool too #fb #
- Wondering if I need to update my SF86 after sniffing all these paint fumes tonight #
- This weekend I'm planning a rally to restore drunkenness #fb #
- The rally has begun #fb http://yfrog.com/b5yizzj #
- This evening of the rally to restore drunkenness will begin at Tuscarora Mill and end with this #r2rd #fb http://yfrog.com/5ly0zkj #
- Baby Einstein should be renamed Baby Crack #fb #
- Moving companies = scam every time #fb #
- We lock our source repository every night at 2am to do backups, it's sad that this isn't the first time I've been pissed waiting to commit #
- @brad_tumy It has to do with the ulimits aka the number of file descriptors that can be opened at any time per process. in reply to brad_tumy #
- She's here #fb http://yfrog.com/6dmrokhj #
- Anyone remember when they used to have lockers you could rent at the airport? I never understood that idea #
- @jkuramot good luck tomorrow #
- @salemonz I'd take that in a minute, I bet Dorf used those old lockers to sleep in between flights in reply to salemonz #
- RT @rmanalan: @jkuramot congrats! #
- @ckras yep you get another day #
- @ckras no sadly I'm telling the truth we're all "working from home" tomorrow since we can't we into site #
- Wondering what a bunch of AgileX guys were doing flying from Detroit to DC today #
- @evanlution A box of ammo should do in reply to evanlution #
- Left the window down on my truck last night during the rain and my contractors sheared off the light on the side of the house.Great day. #fb #
- @terrybean have we enabled the right people to listen to the questions before we listen to the answers? in reply to terrybean #
- @fteter I'll take the east coast, you take the west, lets ride! Wonder if you're Clay or Grandpa though… in reply to fteter #
- @brad_tumy nope, just another day in paradise in reply to brad_tumy #
- Any interesting tech get togethers happening in Detroit this next week? In town for a wedding Wednesday through Tuesday #
- @ckras I taught the people of Detroit how to shoot, don't worry in reply to ckras #
- I love the hurry up and wait world, we know you're on vacation, but we need an estimate today for work that will start in 3 months #fb #
- Cemeteries should have a wireless network that you can look up a persons location #fb #
- @cdacko hopefully they don't cry too hard #
- @dannorris hopefully @cdacko doesn't cry too hard #
- @dannorris 1071 days since they have beaten our basketball or football teams in reply to dannorris #
- 30 years ago my father had a car exactly like this one, 30 year later I have one to match it http://is.gd/fwvvw #fb #
- @dannorris I know Doug, thats the PolkInsight database he's talking about in reply to dannorris #
- #1 sign I'm enjoying what I'm doing lately, Google reader shows "All items(1000+)" #
- Ugh, the toll road isn't just red traffic, its dead stop black. http://twitpic.com/2tbuke #fb #
- A little piece of me cringes every time that @milkfilk goes to speak to senior management. He just might tell them his real opinion. #
- Dear ActiveLdap, I'm tired of your BS, I think I'm going to have to rewrite you #
- Walked into a nightmare #
- @dannorris I'm thinking I should change it to "Let that fucker burn" in reply to dannorris #
- @NishantK Just wait until he gets to the Solaris and Linux piece, its some seriously cool extensions in reply to NishantK #
- I want to see how fast a Hadoop cluster runs on a full #exalogic rack #
- Ut oh, #Exadata 3 coming tomorrow for OLTP #
- Communication is not the strong point of any contractor in the Northern Virginia area. #fb #
- Is that @dannorris on stage? http://is.gd/fjL61 Nice socks #
- Thinking that a 2,400 mile drive in a 34 year old car might now be the best idea I've ever had #fb #
- @jkuramot can I do a B+P for one of those? #
- @jkuramot Blank and postage, I'll send you the stamps 😉 can you steal me a new github sticker too #
- @jkuramot @jkuramot have them on the ole MacBook but MBP needs new ones http://yfrog.com/ma4aqj #
- @dannorris happy birthday, you should make an impromptu dive into the shark tank #
- Who put that no talent ass clown on dancing with the stars? #fb #
- Reading a bunch of Paul Grahams essays #
- Proof our printer is broken #fb http://yfrog.com/3totuj #
- @oraclenerd Only you would say the first thing you remember about Bex is that he has a hot wife in reply to oraclenerd #
- @jkuramot @oraclenerd I understand, maybe next year I'll find an excuse to come out and partake in the festivities in reply to jkuramot #
- My mind's still rolling through all the use cases I need to write down from last week's cross domain identity discussion at #iiw #
- @dannorris ugh, jail broken Intelliscreen on the iPhone doesn't always open to respond to the person who texted me last, thx in reply to dannorris #
- Too many ideas in my head lately and not enough time to work on any of them, I need an army to outsource these ideas to #fb #
- @ppedrazzi the logitech pieces are interesting, have always found, iPod remote + airport + small t-amp is best #
- @ckras I'm sure it wasn't a portal, it was a collaborative information sharing environment #
- @ckras but but but you don't understand, ours is different in reply to ckras #
- 9am meeting in Bethesda, ugh #
- Suck it Notre Dame #fb #
- Late for #iiw love DC traffic #
- Finally made it to #iiw the local guy should have expected the first week of school traffic #
- Discussing the lack of authoritative attribute providers and standards moving forward through backend attribute exchange #iiw #
- @brad_tumy surprised you're not here at #iiw in reply to brad_tumy #
- @ckras Might be a nice way to start a date, hand it to her over appetizers in reply to ckras #
- Good luck taking your 16' molding pieces home in your PT cruiser #
- Just put in a switch for the doorbell, never would have thought it was a good idea until you think about sleeping babies and barking dogs #
- Is it mean to throw snowballs at a pregnant lady? #
- @jkuramot You could always get one of these: http://bit.ly/dxEldB #